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Big Bigotry

My FIL is a bigot of massive proportion (all 300+ lbs of him). If I put a bowl of finely diced tomatoes, peppers, onions with lime juice in front of him and a bag of plain chips, he will have them inhaled within minutes. My son nearly lost an arm when he tried to get a little dip in.

However, if I was to mention that it is salsa and pull out the corn chips? He won’t touch it and claim that “it will make your eyes funny” (because anyone who is not Caucasian has “slanty” eyes).

Someday I would love tell him my granpappy was a slave in the South and that he married a the daughter of a Chinese railroad worker. It’s not true, but I would love to see the look on his face right before his brain exploded.

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